Harry Potter is authoritarian poison

Harry Potter is trash. A lot of storytelling philosophers say this, and they're all right, but most of them don't even touch on the most important reasons.

It portrays villains as goodguys.

The ministry of magic, as well as every authority at Hogwarts, is completely evil and portraying them as merely overzealous or somewhat corrupt but still legitimate is like portraying Nazis as nothing more than jerks.

Let's start with the ministry of magic. The ministry has no legitimate authority in the first place. It's like a typical democracy that no one consented to, except most individual wizards don't even get a vote.

Why you should be an anarchist

Let's consider some of the specific things they've done with that unjust authority:

The rule against underage magic outside of school. This is extremely oppressive and ageist. If I were a parent, I'd want to unlock my children's powers as soon as possible so that they could use them for good. I would buy them wands and teach them magic as soon as they were old enough to understand and control it. But the ministry of magic would have me thrown in jail for that.

The enforcement fallacy

They use imprisonment as a punishment.

Forms of punishment and their pros and cons

Some of the things they use that punishment for aren't even close to inherently wrong. Any of the "unforgivable curses", one of which simply kills a person, another of which takes control of someone's body, and the last of which causes extreme pain.

The rule against telling muggles about magic. I'll talk about the logical absurdity of this below, but it's worse morally than logically, because it's disrespectful and wrong to keep such massive secrets from one's friends. Threatening someone with expulsion or imprisonment to keep those secrets? That's a whole other level of evil.

One of the hogwarts-specific injustices that's particularly salient to me: the rule against being up after hours is arbitrary, pointless oppression. It's against the rules to see the beauty of the night sky, and no matter how many times the series shows characters rightly sneaking out and getting caught and punished, no one starts to think there's anything unjust about the rule.

In conclusion, the whole political order they live under is extremely unjust, and should've been portrayed as such, rather than as a legitimate authority that does some things that inconvenience the heroes.

Magic "system"

A seven-book series about students at a magic academy was the worst possible story in which to put the epitome of an unexplained magic system. I detail this objection in my article on magic systems, although if you've read any criticism of Harry Potter on the internet you probably know the drill already.

Magic systems

A subpoint: it's claimed that horcruxes "split your soul into pieces"; what the hell is that even supposed to mean?

Why do you even want to hide?!?

There is no reason but contrivance for the wizarding world to be a secret. It must be a lot of trouble to keep it that way, given how rich and famous any mage could become by spilling the beans and doing magic for hire. Some Harry Potter fans have made the argument that the world's muggle governments would be afraid of magic and try to exterminate it, but this argument is very weak: the wizards can enchant their castles so that they're invisible to muggles, they can unleash dragons on their enemies, they can use the imperius curse to just take control of any government and military leaders that oppose them, and most importantly, they can *roll back time* as much as they want.

Quidditch is stupid

Quidditch is the worst feat of game design I've ever seen. It's a game of soccer going parallel with a game of tag, and the only way to make the outcome of the soccer game even affect the outcome of the game is to get a whopping *fifteen* points above the opposing team before somebody can catch a flying ball. So basically it's a fourteen-player game where 90% of the time the outcome is determined by just two of them. Rowling also never explains what makes it take longer or shorter to catch the snitch. Some games, it's stated in the book, go on for three months, while most of them end in a few minutes. So if there's no difference in the snitch, what gives?

Time travel

Stay away from time travel, please

Writing

Even the prose is terrible. Rowling has no idea how to handle dialog tags and frequently uses "10-year-old me"-level descriptions of emotions that combine "telling over showing" with cliched metaphors (case in point: Snape just took fifty points from Gryffindor for the lulz and she writes that "Harry's anger boiled white-hot".)

Portraying extreme emotions in fiction

Why not instead write: "Harry clenched his fists. He was sick of being treated like this and being so helpless against his cruelty. But wisdom got the better of him, and he didn't let Snape see his anger."

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